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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2005|09:22 pm]
[mood | hot]
[music |mat singing "goodnight, goodbye" over the phone]

Last night Mikey IMed me, and we ended up hanging out. We met up at the park and decided to go to that haunted house, which was pretty freaky. I don't think I've ever seen anyone run as fast as he did out of the house. Down creaky old stairs. Pulling me along. I thought he was going to have an asthma attack when we got outside, but luckily he found his inhaler and was all right. Then I freaked out because I thought spiders were on me. I didn't find any, but I've avoided walking by that pile of clothes since I took them off. Anyway, I had a lot of fun, Mikey. Thanks for doing something with me. I hope we can do something again soon.

Today my mom kept calling me and making me run all sorts of errands for her. It was so irritating. I was tempted to turn off my phone and unplug the house phone, but she would have killed me if I did that. She's already told me about things I have to do tomorrow. Ugh. This is not how I want to spend my summer days.

Time to go look for a popsicle or ice cream or an igloo.
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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2005|12:30 am]
[mood | bored]
[music |"Hey Little Girl" - Dead Boys]

School is over. Hooray.

I fell asleep at Dan's Friday night, after walking around and having coffee and going to the beach. I slept all day Saturday, which was really nice. When I woke up, Dan was gone somewhere. I chatted it up with his mom. Which was very interesting. To say the least. She started asking me about makeup tips (wtf), and then asked me to put some on her. In the middle of that, Dan's dad walked in the room and gave me a very strange look. I don't think he likes me much. Or maybe he just thinks I'm really odd. I don't know.

Today I ended up going to an art festival. I got sunburned. One side is way worse than the other, which is kind of weird. It's not like I was half in the shade and half in the sun. Whatever. It's itchy, but it hurts to scratch. So I'm stuck.

I'm trying to find a job around here, but I haven't been having any luck. Hopefully something will come up soon. Every time I type job, I always type jon. Which makes sense, considering it's my name and all. I'm just waiting for the time I won't catch it, and I'll have typed "I need a jon really bad." And people will just be like, "Uh, you are a Jon, moron."

Ugh. The site I go to for the topics of the week doesn't exist anymore. Way to ruin my day. Topic for the week, from a less cool site: You've won a pair of round-trip airline tickets to anywhere in the world. Where would you go, with whom and why?
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2005|11:32 pm]
[mood | bored]
[music |Kaiser Chiefs on Jay Leno]

I FINALLY saw Dan the other day. He gave me a belt! Another to add to the collection. And to make his life more difficult.
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Dan, you are behind on the topics. Here's this week's: If an ATM could be custom created for you, what would it spew out instead of money?

I had nothing better to do tonight, so I went to a show. And some really drunk super gay guy started talking to me. He asked me how old I was, and when I told him, he was all, "It's too bad you aren't 30." It was pretty gross. And he kept touching me. I elbowed him a lot before moving.

My socks are getting a hole in them.
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(no subject) [Jun. 10th, 2005|01:00 am]
[mood | disappointed]
[music |blind date. god, i'm bored.]

so wednesday or thursday it is. i promise.

=(

I'm going to bed.
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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2005|11:55 pm]
[mood | lonely]
[music |"Through the Darkness" - Tiger Army]

I think it's been a while since I've updated. It seems like it anyway. I don't know.

I feel like I've been super busy, but I don't know what I've been doing, really. I know Dan and I did stuff, like. Last Wednesday or something. Celebrated. It was good. I've been finishing up projects and other things for the end of the school year, I guess. I didn't really do much else, though, other than sit around by myself. Which was, of course, exciting.

I did manage to get sick. I've got a sore throat and a cough. Blah.

Dan, topic of the week. List ten challenges you've faced in the last three months. Pick one challenge and write about it. And do last week's. Which was more like two weeks ago or something. Be happy, you got a break.

My mom has been in an especially angry mood lately. And she's taking it all out on me. And since I haven't been really out of the house much, whenever she gets home I'm there. So I get to hear all about how I'm rude and why didn't I do this and that and blah. I told her to go back to work at like eleven last night and I thought she was going to smash the plate she was holding over my head. God, she's annoying.

I don't know what else to say. Except I really miss you, Dan.
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2005|10:22 pm]
[mood | good]
[music |"I'm Amazed" - The Pixies]

Friday night Dan and I hung around at my house for a while. We started watching The Muppet Movie, and of course I fell asleep. I woke up to Dan tickling me. He was apparently tickling me for ten minutes before I actually woke up. Anyway, we ended up going to IHOP. It was like the shortest IHOP trip ever because I was practically falling asleep at the table. Came back to my house and put in another movie, Napoleon Dynomite I think, and I fell asleep again. Of course. Woke up briefly when I heard Dan say, "Oh shit!" as he turned off the TV.

Saturday I didn't do much of anything. But Sunday. Sunday was good. I suprised Dan with tickets to see Beauty and the Beast at a dinner theatre a half hour or so away from here. He said something a while back about how it would be cool to see it, so I ordered tickets. We got to dress up all fancy. Dan looked very lovely. So we went there and ate dinner (veggie lasagna!) and talked while we waited for the show to start. When the special announcements came on, some guy at the table next to us proposed to his girlfriend. Which was cute. People kept coming up to them during intermission and after the show, congradulating them. I don't know if the girl was annoyed by it, or happy. I don't know why I'm talking about random people I don't know getting engaged. Anyway. The show was really good. We had good tickets, so our table was very close to the stage. I didn't cry at the end. I expected to since I always did when I watched the movie version. I don't know why I'm talking about that either. After the show we came back and fell asleep. And then today was school.

Because I haven't been talking about Dan this whole entry or anything. Dan, topic of the week. Write about a time when you did something to get noticed.
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(no subject) [May. 15th, 2005|12:14 am]
[mood | hey it's really sunday morning]
[music |"Sunday Morning" - The Velvet Underground]

So prom. That was all right. Except Dan and I were so not prepared and just kind of spontaneously decided to go. So we scrambled around for things to wear and money to go and stuff. Whatever. After, we searched around for some Dip N Dots ice cream. I ended up laughing at something Dan said and the ice cream flew out of my mouth and went all over. That tends to happen a lot when I have Dip N Dots. I think Dan says funny things on purpose when I've got some in my mouth just to see it go all over the place. This time I managed to get a lot on him though. After that, we went and picked up scarves that my grandma made at my house and got some Starbucks. Walked around with our coffee. We went to the beach because we didn't know what else to do. And we danced around like morons in the rain. Then went back to Dan's house and drank and probably danced around like morons again. I must have taken a lot of pictures of myself on my phone because I found some on there today. They are really stupid. What the hell.

Daniel, topic for the week: List 15 simple pleasures. Pick one and write about it. And last weeks.

It's 1:10 now. This update is taking too long. I'm done.
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i may run but i still want it, fill the night up with my screams [May. 9th, 2005|09:58 pm]
[mood | uncomfortable]
[music |"Cut Me Up" - Har Mar Superstar ft. Karen O]

I forgot to set my alarm clock last night. Uh, oops? I decided to go out to lunch instead of school. Badass. I also did homework that I didn't do this weekend.

The other day Dan gave me a bunch of chapstick. Even some that can be hooked on to my keyring so I don't lose them. How nice of him. ♥

Speaking of Dan. Topic of the week: Write about a time you pampered yourself. This should be interesting.

My mom just came at me with a pair of scissors, threatening to chop off all my hair. What a jerk.
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just like i swallowed half my stash, i never ever want to crash [May. 2nd, 2005|09:42 pm]
[mood | happy]
[music |"Special K" - Placebo]

This post has only one purpose:
Look what I got in the mail from my grandma today! )
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(no subject) [May. 1st, 2005|01:00 am]
[mood | hungry]
[music |"Blown a Wish" - My Bloody Valentine]

Dan, topic of the week: How would a broken plate feel? See. It's weird. Do last week's too. I mean, if you want. It's not like you have to do any of these.

I wish I wasn't so lazy. Then I'd go into the kitchen and look for something to eat instead of sitting here starving. Whatever.

Dan and I went to IHOP last night. We played cards because clearly we are cool. I won War both times and Dan threw cards at me. I went from having two cards to winning the second time we played. Awesome. The server guy laughed at me because I nodded when he asked how the food was. I didn't think he would want to see partially chewed up food. So, really, he should be glad I nodded and not make fun of me for it. Talking about eating is not helping with the whole me being really hungry situation.

I ran out of chapstick. And I lost all of my others. This is not good. There's probably a ton at Dan's house. I should look one day because my lips hurt. And that's no fun.

Ugh. Dies.
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i know some tricks i swear will give you the bends [Apr. 24th, 2005|12:22 am]
[mood | tired]
[music |"Bad Boyfriend" - Garbage]

My mom dragged me to some party at a co-worker's house today. I have no idea why she made me go. She complained the whole way there and then ditched me the second she got in the house. People kept giving me weird looks and I had to explain who I was about ten million times. At least I got a piece of cake out of it.

Dan, topic of the week: Describe a perfect world. Also, be prepared for some weird ones coming up. I found writing prompts on this site that are really odd.

I think I might go to sleep now.
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(no subject) [Apr. 17th, 2005|10:52 pm]
Daniel Patrick Wiese, you are getting really behind with the topic of the week things. Third one you have yet to do: One day you awake to find you possess superhero powers. What kind do you have? Are you using them for good or evil?

Me using your whole name was supposed to be like intimidating or something. I mean business. If you don't update then. I don't know. Shuts up.

My grandma left today. =/ This week was fun though. We went to a lot of random places, and she made Dan come along most of the time. She tried teaching us how to knit. That was interesting. I definitely lose at that. She bought me jeans, and told my mom to shut up when she bitched at me about them being girl jeans. We also went mini golfing. I lose at that too. Dan won. And my grandma did some sort of celebratory dance, which was amusing to say the least. She bought a Martha Stewart magazine and had us try some of the crafts with her. That resulted in glue all over the place. I wish she could have stayed longer. But Chicago called and she had to go back home. I tried to sneak in her suitcase but it didn't work.

I'm off to Dan's to help him with a poster for school.
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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2005|10:20 pm]
[mood | happy]

This morning I walked downstairs to make coffee and I found my grandma sitting at the kitchen table, reading the newspaper. This happened a lot in Chicago, but it took me a while to realize that, hey this isn't Chicago. So I looked at her all confused, and she just said, "You're scrawny. Eat breakfast." I made my coffee and read the newspaper with her. Later we went shopping and we stopped at an ice cream shop. Then I drove her to the grocery store where we purchased three different kinds of soy milk. Why we need so much, I do not know. Some guy yelled at me as I was driving. I don't know what got him so angry. I had to let that car go by, jerk. I'm not about to turn when it's coming down the road. What an asshole. My grandma flipped him off. No shit. My grandma is super, though I was a little worried he would follow us and whip out a machete or something and kill us. He didn't, which is good. I remember watching a movie in drivers ed where some eighty year old guy whipped out a machete because someone cut in front of him or something. Anyway. I love my grandma a lot and I am really glad she's here this week.

I have had a headache all day. It will not go away, even though I've taken tons and tons of pills. How irritating.

Dan, topic of the week. First, do last week's. Then do this one. Since my grandma is visiting, write about the weirdest/coolest/etc. thing she has done for you or a weird memory of her or something like that. She is looking over my shoulder as I type this and she wants me to tell you that you are fanstastic and that you have to "chill" with us this week. She is also telling me to wash my fucking hair, but that is irrelevent.
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(no subject) [Apr. 3rd, 2005|10:03 pm]
[mood | good]
[music |"Schizophrenia" - Sonic Youth]

Some girl at school is totally trying to steal my style. On Friday I saw her wearing red and black arm socks. What the hell. Lame.

Today I went to Old Navy, and on the way back my mom wanted me to pick up fries from Wendys. My mom is weird. But, anyway, as I was leaving the parking lot, I saw some people attempt to break into someone's car. Then the alarm went off and they drove away. It was interesting. There were like six people, and the people still in the car were watching me stare at them. What fucking morons. Honestly.

My grandma called me and said she wants to visit during Spring Break. She insists that we have to do a lot of things with Dan. I think she loves Dan more than she loves me. Understandable.
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2005|09:49 pm]
[mood | happy]
[music |the news]

Dan obviously is super and amazing and lovely. ♥ Topic of the week: Write a one-paragraph description of the one person you have most admired in your lifetime.

This kid in art today said, "I don't care who hears me, I hate gay people!" And I was all, Stipples his eyes out. I'm stippling Courtney Love and people keep looking at me weird for it. But my teacher thinks it's cool, and that's pretty neat. I'm getting really irritated with black dots though.

Dan randomly showed up at my house last night with coffee. Which was really nice.

I have a cough and it's annoying.
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(no subject) [Mar. 23rd, 2005|09:10 pm]
[mood | crappy]
[music |"You're a Trendy Fucking Pussy" - Anal Cunt]

Horrible week so far. I don't even know why it's been so bad. I hate when I get like this.

I just had a root beer float which was a really big mistake. My stomach hurts really bad now.

Dan, it's that time again: write about a memory related to a holiday.

I finally took a shower, but now I am freezing because my hair is all wet. I would blow dry it, but I think I lost the blow dryer in the pile of shit on my floor. Which is really going to irritate my mom, I'm sure.

I guess I've run out of things to say.
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i don't mind if you read while i'm coming [Mar. 13th, 2005|11:24 am]
[mood | tired]
[music |"Will" - Dresden Dolls]

It's been a while since I've given Dan a topic of the week. Here is one for the past however many weeks: Pretend you’re a palm reader. Look at your own hands. What are they telling you? What does your future hold? I figured you'd give an interesting answer to this so.

My mom called me this morning and told me that, oh yeah, she forgot, she's on a business trip. How the fuck do you forget to tell your son things like that? My mom is crazy, but I guess that's okay.

I should go shower or something.
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(no subject) [Mar. 8th, 2005|03:14 am]
[mood |pretty shitty]

I have been doing nothing. Absolutely nothing. I have had, like, no human interaction. Dan has been busy with who knows what, and I've barely seen him, except for brief moments in the hall. He's the only person who does things with me, so this has left me pretty bored. So bored I don't know what to do with myself.

Today I dug around for my Playstation, which I haven't played in such a long time. My mom walked in, saw me and said, "Well that's manly of you." Then she realized I was playing a Powerpuff Girls game. I've also been driving around, with no real destination. I've found myself eating at IHOP at odd hours of the morning. I even asked my mom to do things with me, but she won't. Too busy. So I steal her cigarettes and alcohol, and stare at a wall, pretending to have fun.

I don't know why I'm updating about this. I guess I don't know what else to do, really. This is all so stupid. Pathetic. Relying on one person for human contact. And really unfair to that person. I'm sorry.

I had this entry typed out, and of course AOL killed me before I could hit update. So I spent thirty minutes bawling and trying to get it to work. I'm such a mess these days.

I should probably go to bed. I probably won't go to school tomorrow, though. So I guess it doesn't matter so much.
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(no subject) [Feb. 26th, 2005|10:55 pm]
[music |"Shooting Star" - Elliot Smith]

jumping on the bandwagon because i am bored and have no life )
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2005|09:33 pm]
[music |"Andy, You're a Star" - The Killers]

So yesterday I watched "The Simple Life". Then last night I dreamt that I was shopping with Nicole Richie in Target, and I had to borrow four dollars from her to buy a magazine with her and Paris Hilton on it (Also, I was Ashlee Simpson's assistant, and she did something illegal so we had to hide from the cops. I hid in a sewer thing. Weird). This morning in sociology/politics, we watched CNN Student News, and there was something on it about Paris Hilton getting information stolen from her by identity thefts from her cell phone.

I burned my tongue on coffee today. Ouch.

I really should be working on my Spanish project, which I haven't even started yet.
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